Drunken Irishman


A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his
car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.

Joke "Learning Foreign Language"


A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where
two Englishmen are waiting.

Rooster's Jokes


An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his
hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was
getting on in years. The farmer figured getting a new rooster
couldn't hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local
rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barn yard.