Jokes "how to make money"

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

Funny Acronym

A woman jumps in her husband car in L.A, and says to her husband. "T.G.I.F."

Jokes "The Millionaire"

A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."

Work Vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend most of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.

AT WORK... you spend most of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.

Jokes "The Eskimo and the priest"

Eskimo's Argument

The eskimo asks the Priest, "If I didn't know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"

Jokes "Japan Business Trip"

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip.  Since he doesn't like Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place to get American food.

Brown Bear Gunslinger

A brown bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a hamburger.  He eats the burger, then pulls out a gun and shoots and kills the waiter.

Funny God's Driver

After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver. "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Listen" says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."