IN PRISON... you spend most of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for just one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON..you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who doesn't lift the seat
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK..you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you live with mean wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers
Have a nice day at WORK!
